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God Hates You: Top 5 Bodily “Designs” That Suck

August 12, 2009
By The Accuser
God Hates You: Top 5 Bodily “Designs” That Suck

Look, I really hate to be the one to break the bad news to you. God hates you. He really does. Don’t worry though, he hates all of us, and it is very evident from his “design” of us that he was just playing a really cruel and stupid joke. The thing is certain...
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Sex: The Silent Holocaust

March 23, 2009
By The Accuser
Sex: The Silent Holocaust

Before Adam and Eve ate the fruit and doomed us all to God’s petulant wrath, sex always produced a child. Every single time. In fact, when Adam stuck it in and did his deed, afterwards, one sperm would come out, find its mark, and produce a child. The child, subsequently, would slide out of...
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