If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Except in this case the kitchen is the only habitable place in the house and we are all stuck in it and have no other place to go. Despite God making the universe for our use and our delight, he made it pretty...
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Before Adam and Eve ate the fruit and doomed us all to God’s petulant wrath, sex always produced a child. Every single time. In fact, when Adam stuck it in and did his deed, afterwards, one sperm would come out, find its mark, and produce a child. The child, subsequently, would slide out of...
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