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Pomegranates: Starve While Sucking God’s Seeds

March 10, 2009
By The Accuser
Pomegranates: Starve While Sucking God’s Seeds

I think it’s pretty clear by now that God’s an asshole. If there is one thing God likes to do it is to watch humans futilely try to work around his wonderful creation that he designed specifically for them. Next on the list: Pomegranates. Pomegranates are possibly one of the most useless fruit to...
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Bananas: Perfect Fruit or God’s Middle Finger?

March 8, 2009
By The Accuser
Bananas: Perfect Fruit or God’s Middle Finger?

It is said that bananas are the perfect fruit for humans. They are high in potassium, iron and other wonderful vitamins and minerals and seem to help cure everything from constipation to stomach ulcers. According to one faithful man, named Ray Comfort, not only is the banana good for you, it is specifically designed...
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