I think it’s pretty clear by now that God’s an asshole. If there is one thing God likes to do it is to watch humans futilely try to work around his wonderful creation that he designed specifically for them. Next on the list: Pomegranates. Pomegranates are possibly one of the most useless fruit to...
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There’s one thing God made that truly makes him the biggest anal licker in existence. He created self-righteous tools to be his followers. You know the type. They come up pretending to be interested in your life only to deal you a deck of bullshit cards about how pathetic you are and how much...
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God hates you. He really does. If he loved you I don’t think he’d do these awful things to you and your body. Here are five things that prove God is a real douche bag and loves making your life miserable. 5. Your Balls Smell Weird Let’s face it, your junk smells. No matter...
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65,000,000 years ago the Earth had one of the most badass creatures roaming the surface. They were tall, fierce, and took no shit. I’m talking about dinosaurs.   What’s Wrong? Dinosaurs are gone. Forever. Unless we start taking DNA from amber trapped ancient mosquitos we aren’t going to see a real life dinosaur ever....
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If you think annoying fruit makes God an asshole, you know nothing yet. I have one word for you. Ebola. What’s wrong with it…? Ebola seriously sucks. It triggers all sorts of horrid symptoms, such as vomiting and shitting blood, high fever, and organ damage. Oh, and did I mention it also can cause...
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It is said that bananas are the perfect fruit for humans. They are high in potassium, iron and other wonderful vitamins and minerals and seem to help cure everything from constipation to stomach ulcers. According to one faithful man, named Ray Comfort, not only is the banana good for you, it is specifically designed...
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