Coconuts. They are wonderfully sweet, pretty nutritious, and the food of choice for isolated ship-wrecked people everywhere. God designed this fruit to be beneficial for man. This is indeed something to behold. It’s succulent, juicy, and is used to sweeten a variety of desserts in many areas. The coconuts fleshy interior is fragrant and...
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Before Adam and Eve ate the fruit and doomed us all to God’s petulant wrath, sex always produced a child. Every single time. In fact, when Adam stuck it in and did his deed, afterwards, one sperm would come out, find its mark, and produce a child. The child, subsequently, would slide out of...
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Well, isn’t this a piece of work. Having a doctor stick his latexed fingers up your rear doesn’t prevent you from dying from prostate cancer. Sure, they found more people that have it, but that didn’t help them in the long run. God sure did a great job, right? He made it so that...
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So there you are, minding you own business, gambling and raping women, not harming anyone, and generally enjoying life. All of a sudden the sky grows dark and for the first time in the existence of Earth, it starts raining. Everywhere. The water comes up fast and turns once luscious valleys of breasts and...
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So there’s this post by this creationist and his argument basically is that God redesigned or pre-designed predators. See, the Bible has to be true, so the Fall of Man and the subsequent Curse are all real. So before the Fall God apparently filled the world with nothing but bashful bunnies, fluffy kittens, yipping...
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God created the universe. He painstakingly crafted the universe and set all the variables just right, so that your mother is able to squeeze you out of her twat. He lovingly caressed the stardust and swirled up galaxies into existence, and created the Earth on which we sit. He mixed the atmosphere up by...
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