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God Hates You: Top 5 Bodily “Designs” That Suck

August 12, 2009
By The Accuser
God Hates You: Top 5 Bodily “Designs” That Suck

Look, I really hate to be the one to break the bad news to you. God hates you. He really does. Don’t worry though, he hates all of us, and it is very evident from his “design” of us that he was just playing a really cruel and stupid joke. The thing is certain...
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5 Things That Prove God Hates You

March 9, 2009
By The Accuser
5 Things That Prove God Hates You

God hates you. He really does. If he loved you I don’t think he’d do these awful things to you and your body. Here are five things that prove God is a real douche bag and loves making your life miserable. 5. Your Balls Smell Weird Let’s face it, your junk smells. No matter...
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