If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Except in this case the kitchen is the only habitable place in the house and we are all stuck in it and have no other place to go. Despite God making the universe for our use and our delight, he made it pretty...
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Job was a peaceful, righteous, and successful man. He had many wives, a nice house, lots of children, and lived a comfortable life. God was looking down at this guy who pleased him, and knew what was coming. He was probably smiling sadistically to himself at all he was going to unleash on poor...
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God has this thing against buttsex. Nobody is sure why, but my guess is he had a bad childhood experience and would rather not talk about it. No, stop, he really doesn’t want to talk about it. Once upon a time there was this fabulous city called Sodom. Sodom had this adorable sister city...
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So there you are, minding you own business, gambling and raping women, not harming anyone, and generally enjoying life. All of a sudden the sky grows dark and for the first time in the existence of Earth, it starts raining. Everywhere. The water comes up fast and turns once luscious valleys of breasts and...
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God created the universe. He painstakingly crafted the universe and set all the variables just right, so that your mother is able to squeeze you out of her twat. He lovingly caressed the stardust and swirled up galaxies into existence, and created the Earth on which we sit. He mixed the atmosphere up by...
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