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Jonah: God’s Ridiculousness Smells Like Fish

May 5, 2009
By The Accuser
Jonah: God’s Ridiculousness Smells Like Fish

Meet Jonah. The Bible tells us that Jonah was… well, actually, God didn’t think that Jonah’s life was important enough to talk about. All we know is that he apparently had a diaper fetish and ran away when big scary voices told him to do things. All in all he seemed like a sensible...
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Predators: God’s Hissy Fit?

March 12, 2009
By The Accuser

So there’s this post by this creationist and his argument basically is that God redesigned or pre-designed predators. See, the Bible has to be true, so the Fall of Man and the subsequent Curse are all real. So before the Fall God apparently filled the world with nothing but bashful bunnies, fluffy kittens, yipping...
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Dinosaurs: God Takes All The Cool Animals

March 9, 2009
By The Accuser
Dinosaurs: God Takes All The Cool Animals

65,000,000 years ago the Earth had one of the most badass creatures roaming the surface. They were tall, fierce, and took no shit. I’m talking about dinosaurs.   What’s Wrong? Dinosaurs are gone. Forever. Unless we start taking DNA from amber trapped ancient mosquitos we aren’t going to see a real life dinosaur ever....
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