Global Warming: God’s Fragile Little Marble
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Except in this case the kitchen is the only habitable place in the house and we are all stuck in it and have no other place to go. Despite God making the universe for our use and our delight, he made it pretty fucking useless because the majority of the universe is completely and utterly hostile to human existence.
The atmosphere, the atmosphere, the atmosphere is on fire!
Fuck you very much. I suppose God mirrored the universe after his own disdain for us. Why does he treat us like cockroaches?
So God designed this beautiful world for us to use and enjoy; except that he created it fragile enough so that we could pollute the air and actually change the composition of the atmosphere and cause it to warm, making it so we can’t really survive in a stable environment. You’d think with God’s infinite ingenuity he would be able to give us a home with automatic climate control. Fuck, our cars have more intelligent design than God’s Earth.
So when our cities flood God will be up there in Heaven, yukking it up and having a grand old time doing whatever it is that God does up there. If life on Earth is any indication, he is probably fucking kittens and then tearing them apart.
If God were truly wonderful he’d forget about that stupid fruit eating thing (seriously, who gets pissed off this long over fruit. He seriously needs to see a shrink, but given he is the Almighty Creator of the universe, no shrink would survive five minutes to get into that fucked up head of his.
On top of that, God could have made the Earth able to sustain large amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere without any problem. Hell, the Earth could do something useful, like every time someone farts make it smell like roses or something.
On another note, you know what produces tons of CO2? Hell. God allows Hell to exist under the Earth’s surface thus allowing the gasses to escape into our atmosphere. Anthropogenic warming my ass. More like theopogenic warming. God did it.
Just think about it. If Hell is a place of fire and brimstone, and everlasting torture, then it has to be producing tons of CO2, right? It all can’t just stay in Hell, or Hell would explode and we’d end up in space or something. Fuck, Hell has an entire lake of fire in there. This thing is probably pumping out more CO2 than we can imagine.
Hell: totally not carbon neutral.
In any case, whether it is Hell or man, God made the Earth fragile and made it the only place we can live. Given God knew this would happen so by default he is responsible for making it this terrible.
Have you ever as a kid surrounded an ant or a beetle with water? Did you watch as it couldn’t escape and could only run around in circles until the water engulfed them and carried them away?
That’s what God’s doing to us with Global Warming. We are fucked.
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Global Warming and Climate Change is the biggest environmental issue that we face these days. the long term effects of these environmental changes to a nations economy is quite damaging. there would be a shortage in food supply as well as on water supply too.
Ever heard the phrase “Free Will” Although I am not particularly religious, God in his wisdom gave us the freedom to make our own choices. Your choice apparently is to critisize a God you have,t taken the time to research. Grow up for about 10 years and then re-read your rediculus rant.
Ever heard the phrase “Free Will” Although I am not particularly religious, God “in his wisdom” gave us the freedom to make our own choices. Your choice apparently is to be critical of a God you haven’t taken the time to research.
Grow up for about 10 years and then re-read your foolish hate filled rant.