God is a Misogynistic Fuckwad
God is one misogynistic fuck. It’s funny because women seem to still flock to religions more than men, on average. Why is God so anti-woman anyways? Why does God mandate everything from clothing them from head to toe in sackcloth to cutting off their labia? Why did he make childbirth so painful and make them bleed from their vagina once a month? Why did he give them PMS?
God hits the bullseye... everytime
What does the Bible say about women? Well, here’s the lowdown: they suck and should do nothing. Here are some Bible verses on how God treats women:
Job 14:1-4, ‘Man that is born of a woman is of few days and full of trouble. 2He cometh forth like a flower, and is cut down: he fleeth also as a shadow, and continueth not. 3And doth thou open thine eyes upon such an one, and bringest me into judgment with thee? 4Who can bring a clean thing out of an unclean? not one.’1 Corinthians 14:34, ‘Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
Colossians 3:18, ‘Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.’
Genesis 3:16, ‘Unto the woman he said, “I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.”‘
Exodus 21:7, ‘And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.’
Women get angry when their husbands say stuff like, “Get in the kitchen.” Or that women should be pregnant and barefoot. God does this one hundred times worse. He says, “When you give birth give it bloodily and painfully and cry about it.”
What about Islam?
They shopped for g-strings.
Yeah, full covering from head to toe. God mandates this. Why? Maybe God is just a giant homosexual who made women because Adam just happened to be straight and thought that even if the female was so disgusting he could at least watch Adam as he fucked the living shit out of Eve. So, to bear with this horrible gender he created he decided to fuck with the design so much that she bleeds from her vagina once a month and gets moody, as well as deposits placenta during child birth, in a sick and twisted way to try and get back at women for taking his man.
I think the God is Gay Theory is a pretty strong one, given how much he screwed women over.
What punishments does God give men? Well, he lets them take power, which is a total drag. He lets them not bleed from their cock once a month, nor get moody from said drainage of fluids. Oh, he made it so they have to work hard for their food. Though, to be fair, men probably just offset some of this work onto women.
So where does this leave God? God has no sense of coolness with women. He hates them in that almost passive aggressive way by putting restrictions on them. It makes you wonder why God just doesn’t bitch slap every woman on Earth every half-hour or so. Maybe because he’s too busy fucking over everyone’s life to micro-manage like that.
God’s just a misogynistic fuckwad. Let’s face the facts. He marginalizes them, makes them property, tells them to shut the fuck up, makes them bleed from their vagina, makes them moody, makes them hurt when they give birth, and on top of all of that he makes their walking less bio-mechanically efficient than the walking of men due to their larger hips.
Whether God is a giant butt-hurt homosexual or not, he’s an asshole for his mandated treatment of women. I’d ask how women feel about their deity but they have to shut the fuck up or face the wrath of God. Either that or I’ll sell them into slavery.
PMS is God’s way of punishing men, though
Do not speak about that which you know nothing about.
ZINNNG! haha, good call
Hey, not fair to us homos!
That’s why there’s alanon. Loads of angry pissed off women there, all of them asking “Were’s the ‘perfect male’ we signed up for???”
Well I would like to say to Jung and Freud concepts may exist but they still suck bvecasuse they may never get satisfied, because when you “turn your life and will over to the care of ‘god’” that’s like a marriage in the first place. And not to worry, “He/She” will leave us guys with our dicks hanging out in the wind for years. So what do you do???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVdKQ0I35qo
I completely agree. It is as if religion was a way for men to justify their mistreatment of women. Actually anytime man needs to justify any form of mistreatment they look toward religion.