Itch in Your Ear? Curse God
Ever get an itch in your ear that was so deep that you couldn’t reach it? Well, remember that God designed you and put nerves inside of your ear that could itch. Then he put a bunch of delicate shit in there that could easily get broken if you try and scratch that itch.
Yes. God’s an asshole. You should give him a good cursing every time your ear itches.
God is a stupid cocksucker. I’m so glad he’s only exists in the imagination of idiots.