Catholic Man Saved From Elevator: Gets Crushed By God

September 10, 2009
By The Accuser

So here’s an interesting story about a Catholic man who got stuck in an elevator. He was scared. Very scared. All he wanted was to get out and feel free again. So after praying to God to set him free, God finally throws the poor sap a bone. The man, who was very religious I might add, was so happy to be set free he ran straight to a church and worshiped God.

God apparently had a change of heart, however. God decided to let a stone altar fall on top of the man and to kill him instantly. Man, that God, he certainly has a sense of humor, no? Then again, what do we expect from God at this point?

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2 Responses to Catholic Man Saved From Elevator: Gets Crushed By God

  1. Crocodile on October 15, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    Anything that Warner Bros. can do God can do in real life. ;)

  2. Camaron on June 11, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    Want to know how God treats people who obey him and are realy good….I mean good even according to God?
    Read the book of Job in the Bible.
    You will come to one conclusion: God, to please Satan will let him screw your life completely, kill your family desroy your posessions and even give you hemmorhoids, chicken pox and diarea.
    After that he will expect you to fall on your knees and thank him and worship him and tell him how great he is. And if you are a hypocrite and do it he eventualy will give you back some things (except your family) So called Christians will tell you that God never does anything bad. I know, he has Satan to do the dirty work.
    By the way why God does not just smack his favourite creation – Satan across the head and kick his ass to hell? Because he loves him more than any human. Unfortunately there are multitudes believing that God loves them. Good luck.

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