Archive for September, 2009

Itch in Your Ear? Curse God

September 23, 2009
By The Accuser

Ever get an itch in your ear that was so deep that you couldn’t reach it? Well, remember that God designed you and put nerves inside of your ear that could itch. Then he put a bunch of delicate shit in there that could easily get broken if you try and scratch that itch....
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Catholic Man Saved From Elevator: Gets Crushed By God

September 10, 2009
By The Accuser

So here’s an interesting story about a Catholic man who got stuck in an elevator. He was scared. Very scared. All he wanted was to get out and feel free again. So after praying to God to set him free, God finally throws the poor sap a bone. The man, who was very religious...
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