Hell: God’s Love Burns!
Hell is a place where God sends people to burn for eternity. He sends them there if they are on his naughty list. The problem with this set up is that it is really easy to be on the naughty list and the naughty list pretty much includes the vast majority of the world’s people.
This is not a disco inferno.
What I want to know is what the hell (haha) was God thinking when he made Hell? Did he have a really bad day one day and decided to throw together the giant pit of fire and brimstone and decided to run with it forever. After all, he can never be wrong.
Also, what kind of God sends people to burn for an eternity because they don’t happen to believe in him, follow his rules, or because they were born to be midgets? Isn’t it a bit extreme?
It’s like God is this giant asshole judge somewhere that sentences kids to die by slowly skinning them with fine sand-paper while they roll around in a sack of salt. Because they farted. The smell offends God.
If humans had a court system like this we’d be sending five year old’s to prison for life for back-talking to their parents.
Stole bubblegum? That'll be death by hanging, child!
Got into a bar fight one night after drinking a bit too much and the man called your mother a bag of maggots? Death penalty. Drove over the speed limit? Death penalty.
There are religious people out there (In the US, mostly Christians) who really believe that all sin is worthy of sending someone to burn for eternity. Catholicism teaches that just being squirted out your mother’s twat (they call it the “Warm Wet Cave of Iniquity”) is enough to warrant a sentencing of an after-life of eternal hellfire.
God is an asshole because he sends mostly everyone to Hell because he is really picky about what they eat, who they sleep with, and where they sit after they bleed from their vagina. He’s the ultimate nitpicking jerk who, in his ultimate capacity for love and compassion, can’t bring himself to give the kid who stole bubblegum a break.
It just goes to show that the human sense of justice has evolved over time. We no longer cut people’s limbs off for breaking the law. We no longer torture people by disemboweling them alive because they gave an elder the ol’ stink-eye. God? He still burns souls for eternity.
Why hasn’t God evolved yet? Isn’t it obvious?
God loves to torture us.
It’s the only explanation for the “loving” God to really be a maniacal torturer who does everything in his power to make our lives miserable. Humans have improved their lives in every way possible despite God throwing diseases, disasters, and random bits of rock at us. God has not once ever tried to help us out or anything.
So there is one place we can’t possibly improve our lives and that’s after we die. So God takes glee in throwing our dirty souls into a giant pit of fire and I bet he laughs as we scream and writhe in pain as our flesh is consumed over and over again. In fact, he’s probably the one sitting there throwing salt onto our wounds.
God’s that twisted. He’s one fucked up deity and we have the ultimate pleasure of being stuck with him. So the best thing to do now would be to enjoy life, ignore the fucker, and start to shit yourself on your dying breath. It’s going to get warm, but hey, at least you don’t have to hang around God for eternity and listen to him brag about how awesome and jealous he is.
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Hello, The truth about hell is that it is not a palce of torment and god does not torment anyone,the churches are guilty of this by misleading teachings about hell and the imortal soul,both of these teachings are false,the word HELL was used to translate the hebrew word sheol and the greek word hades,the word for ghenna which is everlasting fire which means total destruction, not torment,jerome translated all three words as HELL,this is wrong because sheo and hades refer to the grave,thats all, god in no way would torment or allow anyone to be burned in fire because they could not get it right as all mankind are born in sin so there is nothing they can do to change that,as the bible says THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH,not torment in fire, god was desgusted at some as they were safrificing children to marduk and throwing them into the fire, god said it had not even entered his heart to do such a thing,so you are correct god does not torment anyone alive or dead and if the wages of sin is death then they have paid the penalty by dying,so this means they will be resurrected with a clean bill of health or a clear slate and god will not judge them to any past sins,as the bible says in revelation 20v13 death and hell gave up the dead,and death and hell were cast into the lake of fire (ghenna)see the clergy translated the word ghenna as hellfire which is incorrect as hell is not ghenna,so the dead are not alive in hell but dead as they get out of hell duing the resurrection,so how can they be tormented forver if god resurrects them,this is proof that hell is not hot either, read the account of jonah in chapter 2v2 where jonah says “And said, I cried by reason of mine affliction unto the LORD, and he heard me; out of the belly of HELL I cried I,WAS IT HOT IN THE BELLY OF THE FISH??.of course not,what he was saying is that this would of been his hell,grave,sheol,hades,HIS GRAVE,so you have no worry that god torments anyone HE DOES NOT,he is a god of love and would not wish any harm to come to his creation,man dies through no fault of his own so why would a god of love torment in fire forver,this is not true as the bible calls god THE HAPPY GOD,so god is not a tyrant or a vindictive god as the false churches make him out to be.
The question is what is tormented in hell? is it a body of fleash or is it an imortal soul? if it the so called imortal soul you need to know if the soul is imortal or can it die, if it dies how can it be tormented in fire forver, the bible answers this for you so please rad these points. 1, adam was a soul,he was not given a soul genesis using rhe darby bible or any other it states 2v7 And Jehovah Elohim formed Man, dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and Man BECAME a living soul. He was not given a soul. 2, The soul dies and is not imortal ecclesiastes 9v5 For the living know that they shall die; but the dead know not anything, neither have they any more a reward, for the memory of them is forgotten.
Their love also, and their hatred, and their envy is already perished; neither have they any more for ever a portion in all that is done under the sun. now in verse 10 from the NIV bible,Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might, for in the realm of the dead, where you are going, there is neither working nor planning nor knowledge nor wisdom.NOW EZEKIEL 18v4 KJB Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die. DID YOU NOTICE THE SOUL DIES AND CANNOT BE TORMENTED,there is no hell because there are no souls alive there.and to finish off this point look at PSALM 146 v 4 in the MESSAGE BIBLE Don’t put your life in the hands of experts
who know nothing of life, of salvation life.
Mere humans don’t have what it takes;
when they die, their projects die with them
OR TRY Do not put your trust in princes
or other people, who cannot save you.
When people die, they are buried.
Then all of their plans come to an end
SO these are the facts the dead are dead not alive somewhere
Do you recall jesus resurrecting lazurus
here in JOHN 11 v 11 “Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep, but I am going there to wake him.”
Did you notice that jesus likens death to sleep,NOT life in heaven or a place of fire.READ ON verse 12
The followers said, “But Lord, if he is only asleep, he will be all right.”
Jesus meant that Lazarus was dead, but his followers thought he meant Lazarus was really sleeping. So then Jesus said plainly, “Lazarus is dead
VERSE 43
After Jesus said this, he cried out in a loud voice, “Lazarus, come out!” The dead man came out, his hands and feet wrapped with pieces of cloth, and a cloth around his face.
Now if lazurus was in a place of fire he would of said “im glad to get out of that place it was too hot” or if he was in heaven he would of said “why have you brought me back to suffer all over again when i was enjoying myself in heaven” Lazurus said nothing about hell or heaven and shows that lazurus was nowhere,HE WAS DEAD and not in a fire or in heaven, yes when people die they die.their future prospects for life again remain with god who promises this in ACTS 24v15 (New International Version)
and I have the same hope in God as these men, that there will be a resurrection of both the righteous and the wicked
Did you notice that the wicked will be resurrected,if this be the case they are not in a hell of fire forever are they ?
this is starting to get very interesting….so c’mon all you bible scholars, wanna take a shot and explain why God is not so cruel and sadistic, and little children with cancer is all part of his glorious plan (WTF)?