Archive for August, 2009

God Hates You: Top 5 Bodily “Designs” That Suck

August 12, 2009
By The Accuser
God Hates You: Top 5 Bodily “Designs” That Suck

Look, I really hate to be the one to break the bad news to you. God hates you. He really does. Don’t worry though, he hates all of us, and it is very evident from his “design” of us that he was just playing a really cruel and stupid joke. The thing is certain...
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Hell: God’s Love Burns!

August 4, 2009
By The Accuser
Hell: God’s Love Burns!

Hell is a place where God sends people to burn for eternity. He sends them there if they are on his naughty list. The problem with this set up is that it is really easy to be on the naughty list and the naughty list pretty much includes the vast majority of the world’s...
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Prayer: God Pretends to Listen and Screws You Anyways

August 3, 2009
By The Accuser
Prayer: God Pretends to Listen and Screws You Anyways

It is said that prayer can move mountains. In reality, prayer is just a scam that God decided to run on humans. You see, God already knows everything, even things that have not happened yet, and since he can never be wrong, prayer does jack shit. God directly lied to his followers when he...
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