Imagine for a moment you are a nubile woman who is minding her own business. You met this great guy and you think things are really going to take off. He’s just so wonderful. Then God waltzes in and fucks up your life forever. What a guy! God doesn’t even come down himself to...
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So after God rapes Mary and inserts himself into her womb, he then promptly goes onto a suicide mission. See, God can only do so much healing and feeding poor people before he starts to get really annoyed. Further, he knew he’d be coming back so it wasn’t technically a suicide mission. It was...
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Job was a peaceful, righteous, and successful man. He had many wives, a nice house, lots of children, and lived a comfortable life. God was looking down at this guy who pleased him, and knew what was coming. He was probably smiling sadistically to himself at all he was going to unleash on poor...
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